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My life has given me some really smart-ass humor.

Male (54) looking for Female Tivoli, Texas, United States

I get called "smarty pants" often. Im looking for the type of woman that likes sarcastic humor & knows my smarty is in my pants.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageItalian
BuildMuscular
Height163 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorGrey
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureEyes
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionDepression
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNot sure
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyFood / Catering
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleChef/welder/fabrication/contractor

Looking For

I prefer:Humor, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfulness
Our first dateYou & your true heart and soul. Not who you pretend to be
EthnicityNo preference
Body typeA few extra pounds, Curvy, Voluptuous

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkTurns me on
Night life:Intimate gatherings in my home, Movies

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isMy favorite
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Dildos/Vibrators
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":Toys/dildos/vibrators, & anal play is meant for women. Not me